These are the Web sites for a couple of operations that offer apprenticeships in organic farming:
http://www.farmschool.org/html/practical_farm.html
http://www.hillandhollowfarm.com/intern.html
More information about organic farming opportunities is available here:
http://www.internships.ncat.org/
http://www.wwoofusa.org/
These two organizations purportedly offer internship-type programs, but I didn't see information about them straight away when I looked:
http://www.accokeek.org/
http://www.naropa.edu/
An organic apprenticeship would make a great holiday gift for that harpy stranger masquerading as a spouse